The Brittan Binder (A.K.A. Bull frog) is an amphibian in the order Analla (meaning "butt-less" from Greek an-, without + alla, butt). Adult brittans are characterised by long hind legs, a short body, webbed digits, protruding eyes and the absence of a soul. Most Brittans have a semi-aquatic lifestyle, but move easily on land by jumping, climbing, or bumming rides off of friends. They typically lay their eggs in puddles, ponds,or in the dark caverns of Ali Blackstone. Adult Brittans follow a Voracious diet, mostly of Burgers, tacobell and the occasional male genetalia. Brittans are most noticeable through their mating call which resembles that of a Hawthorne Heights song. This can be widely heard throughout bernardsville and pottersville NJ.
The Brittan Binder likes to reside in the nearby swamps of Pottersville NJ.
by Robin Binder July 28, 2006