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Iconic American Entertainer who is one of the best selling artists of all time. She is not much of a singer, and for that is sometimes put down when compared to fellow Divas Beyonce and Christina Aguilera. She is however a much better dancer and all round entertainer than those two, and for that is known as more a Showgirl and Entertainer than a full on Singer. She can sing, but not strongly and for that reason, her singing is usually overshadowned by her performances. She has given the most memorable live performances by any artist from 1999 to 2001 and 2003. She has also had the top selling albums from 1999 to 2001 and a top selling album in 2003. In 2007 she has returned to music and is slowly putting focus from her personal life and towards her music.

She has made some dumbass decisions in life, and had every moment shown to us like a movie. They started with marrying a back-up dancer Kevin Federline aka "K-Fed" aka "Bobby Brown 2000". He impregnated her, stayed for two years until she dumped his ass. She then took her newfound freedom too gladly.

She then went onto crotch-flashing, head shaving, rehab hopping bliss. She then managed to lose her kids after some dumb cunt ex bodyguard wanted his share of the Spears Publicity Cash fund and told some stupid ass story, and also after Gossip Website TMZ showed her driving without "a valid license".

She has since started to clean herself up and is going all that is necessary to get her children back. She is sorting herself out while the media and dumbass tabloids continue to make up lies about her and ride the Spears publicity train.
Britney Spears was a girl who could do no wrong. Now she made some bad decisions, had them shown thru a microscope n now all basically think of her as Satan. She's troubled, but everybody goes thru that mess phase. She's gonna pull through.
by Jason001 December 04, 2007
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50.
the act of marrying tonnes of guys for only 38 hours each forgetting the position you consumated the marrige in then keeping it from the partner for 3 hours before calling them honey then the secrets out kind-of seems like Ross from friends dont it
brenda:Shes marryed 3 guys in 2 years god damn that britney spears
cindy:Yeah i know
by Crazyd September 20, 2005
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51.
A tragic waste. She who thinks that she can sing act and dance while being unaware that she sucks big-time (at the three previous things, and on other certain things). She who dresses like a streetwalker, is a complete idiot, is a total hypocrite, has unnatural, silicone-filled breasts, bleached hair, has a fake body/personality/voice and sends out a bad message to children.

This repulsive beast apparently never took a singing lesson in her life and enjoys(enjoyed) drinking underage; doing drugs, smoking, and getting body piercings, breast implants, and tattoos when she said previously that she hated them; squawking like a cat on catnip to some inane, bland, badly-written song; sleeping around with any man that looks attractive to her (and putting down any man who she deems unattractive); and doing anything (from abuse of her fans, among others, to cancelling concerts or stripping at them, to becoming a homewrecker) for attention.

This creature also responds to whore, slut, bitch, tramp, harlot, cunt, the list goes on.
Britney Spears is merely a streetwalker who got lucky.
by Erna Lust July 07, 2005
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52.
Barbie takes human form,Britney Spears.Britney may look like ur typical plastic,fake,slut faced-hoe bag,but in reality,she is so much more.How do I begin to describe Britney Spears?
Britney is fake,and people I'm telling you,she is not hott!I mean look at the picture up there with her without makeup!Talk about a hillbilly beast!
by Roxy Miller June 22, 2005
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53.
The most slutty ass mother effer known to the world. Has killed more people than hitler. Can't sing worth of shit. White trash skank. Maked you want to kill yourself when you even hear her name!
eww, look at that slut.. she kinda reminds me of Britney Spears
by Rosie April 01, 2005
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WARNING: May cause motion sickness
CAUTION: If in range, may try to come on to you
by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005
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55.
1) a hot piece of sex
2) A HOT robot slut made to produce money and slutty 5 year old girls.
hey look next to the toilet, its a britney spears.
by CRZYtalknNiNja January 11, 2005
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56.
a bunch of immature kids who like whack a whore poppy bubblegum songs are gonna yell out, "OMG!!!111 YOUSTH GUYSTH SUCKSTH!!!BRITNEYSTHS THE BOMBSTHS!!!! WOOT!!!!!! GO AMBERCROMBIETSHS!!!!!" because they read these definitions
i have no self esteem and i think my life is hard even though half of the annoying kid population worships me and i have enough money to have 100 horny midget sex slaves and 4 robots to chew my food
by GANJAMAN October 17, 2004
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