She has made some dumbass decisions in life, and had every moment shown to us like a movie. They started with marrying a back-up dancer Kevin Federline aka "K-Fed" aka "Bobby Brown 2000". He impregnated her, stayed for two years until she dumped his ass. She then took her newfound freedom too gladly.
She then went onto crotch-flashing, head shaving, rehab hopping bliss. She then managed to lose her kids after some dumb cunt ex bodyguard wanted his share of the Spears Publicity Cash fund and told some stupid ass story, and also after Gossip Website TMZ showed her driving without "a valid license".
She has since started to clean herself up and is going all that is necessary to get her children back. She is sorting herself out while the media and dumbass tabloids continue to make up lies about her and ride the Spears publicity train.
2) Man! You could pop a balloon with those Britney spears!
by Donna Louisa on Dec 17, 2010
Guy 2: "You one of the fifty?"
Guy 1: "Hell yeaah!"
Guy 2: "Congrats. You fucked a whore. At least you aren't a virgin anymore"
Guy 1: "You know it!"
Lesson: If you can't get laid by anyone else just get tickets to Britney Spear's concert, and a backstage pass.