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A game typically played during spring break where contestants attempt to collect the most "pounds" by adding the weights of all the girls they've successfully laid during the allotted time.
Notes: -Approval of approximate weight of girl is required by at least one other contestant. -No, playing just the tip does not count. -No matter how many times you shag the same girl, her weight is only added once. Strategies include: Delusional: The narcissist who attempts to win the competition by hooking up with at least 35 anorexic models. Note: To date, only one successful delusional campaign has been reported. Dance of Desperation: A very awkward mating ritual performed with a colossal dance-floor-loving female of the gravity-happy variety. Recognized as the fastest way to climb up the leaderboard. Warning: the high BAC required to pull the DoD off may backfire without the aid of viagra. Also, NEVER EVER agree to be on bottom. Sams Club: Lets just say that everything you buy there is simply bigger. Rambo: a rapidfire all out effort to take down anything you can whenever you can. Vulture: A shameless player who takes down all the emotionally confused girls that have already been run through by other contestants. The best vultures pick up a lot of pounds (and possibly stds) with little effort. Making the Fat lady sing: When the points leader virtually guarantees his victory by O-facing the biggest of targets on the last night of competition. Chris was killing last year's British Scavenger Hunt until Ryan's epic Dance of Desperation won him the Crown.
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