Me: "No you moron I'm English."
British people: At least we dont go to McDonald's every day, ya fat wankas!
British People: I'm going to define this word to jab at how fat Americans are!
NOT as many Americans seem (incorrectly) to think another name for people from England.
And also we don't all drink tea, and we don't all hate Americans!
Girl: 'I'm ENGLisH!!!'
British Person : Hiya
American : Omg I love your accent
British Person : Thanks