The group of countries that half of the worlds armed forces are trained properly after the americans fuck up thier soldiers by telling them to only do what they are told instead of using the initiative that could save thier lives and those of all thier unit. Also the ones who have the most elite units the SAS.
The group of countries that held the largest empire the world has ever known dispite what people say about the romans, (btw even they are not second its actually the list goes British, Mongolian, russian, Spanish, chinese, caliphate, French, portugese, Brazilian, Achaemenid, japanese and then Roman!!! ok so nowhere near the top).
The group of countries that came up with the nationalised health service (NHS) where everyone can be treated for free on most health issues.
Although its not all rosey we are now the fatest country in Europe because we are stuffing our faces too much and not getting off our arses. We are becoming too overpopulated because we also have the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe, we have given birth to the chav that is destroying all society.
We can be better again if we actually get up and work hard, that is the reason countries we used to have a stake in such as china and india are becoming the superpowers they are today, because they work hard for it and will do it well.
"Hey who kicks all kinds of ass"
"The SAS obviously"
"Who trained them?"
The only culture alive that can use the word "cunt" as any available part-of-speech.
A nation that invented Football for the Brazilians, Cricket for the Aussies, Rugby for the Kiwis and Robbie Williams for the Gays
Hears to you Britain, shining ginger-headed pimple of the Atlantic
Britain is a Sovereign state made up of Wales, Scotland and England. The superpower of the 19th century, Britain is still the fifth largest economy and owns (arguably) the 3rd most powerful armed force. Britain is home to almost 60 million people, 1/5th the size of the USA), or about the same as France and Italy.
Very small for it's population, Britain is one of the densest populated western nations. As the United Kingdom (including Northern Ireland), it is a member of the European Union.
Domestic problems in Northern Ireland have meant that Britain has had to deal with terrorism more frequently than most of its European counterparts. This issue has become less of a problem in the last 5 years, since the Northern Ireland assembly was set up and the IRA declared an indefinite cease-fire.
Once in possession of a number of Colonies, Britain now only holds a few smaller island colonies around the world.
Britain closest ally is still the USA, which it has held a special relationship with since the early 20th century.
Britain is mostly further north than Moscow, though it rarely snows!
A country by which all others set their standards. For such a small nation it's economic and political power is immense. Most things that were worth inventing were invented by the British including football (soccer for you Yanks) and spotted Dick. God save the Queen!
Bill "Hey John, i think Britain is a much better country than the U.S."
John "I agree, it's not full of wankers for a start"
One of the coolest places ever. great cars. great culture and awsome tv shows
Britain ruled the world intill America came and screwed it up lol
aka England.(to the very ignorant)
aka Chavland. (to the British)
aka Scotland. ("Fucking Britain! I'm fucking scottish" said jock)
Now im not writing this defination to boast about how great, britain is. All of you already know about this and the name of Great Britain further emphazises the greatness.
I am also writing this to give misguided souls a true discription of Great Britain and to spell out common misconceptions.
No 1: Britain and England are not the same thing.
England is England. Are we all catching that?
Great Britain is England, Scotland and Wales.
No 2: Not all British look like the "back end of a bus" (ugly)
Apart from myself and Price Charles that is.
No 3: Tony Blair is not a Wanker.
He is a tosser. (To the non-britons and idiots among you they are both detrogatory comments)
No 4: We dont all have crumpets at tea time.
Scones are favoured accompainment to a lovely Earl Gray.
In this short space of time you have now grown accustomed to Britain's traditions. I will now provide a translation for tourists on holiday to sunny Britain;
football = soccer
oh bollocks = oh shit
a bit of crumpet = a good looking girl
arseholes = assholes or alternatly the french
french = frogs or dirty bastards
"Come on them!" = "you my friend are ever so obnoxious and now you feel my wrath with the old traditional british duel. Jeeves fetch my dueling pistols!"
I am sure all of you will agr...
The greatest of all nations on this earth; Britain has contributed so much to the world today as we know it. Also arguably one of the most belligerent nations, having had conflicts with France, Spain, Germany, Italy, Argentina, itself (i.e England against Scotland) and Ireland (to name only a few!) during its long and fascinating history. Many nations around the world have a real dislike of Britain, due to its resounding successes, a clear example of this being France. Britain invented ALL of the world's best sports; these include football (the real version), cricket, rugby and golf. The unrivalled leader of the ENGLISH speaking world, Britain has seen its native tongue corrupted by Americans and Australians amongst others. Although the era has passed when Britain ruled almost half of the world's population, its forever remains the benchmark for every country on all of the six continents.
Britain: need I say more?