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A girl who overcomes the challenges of having the same name as a water filter by being hilarious,beautiful and generally awesome.
"Wow, look at Johnny's new girl, I wish I had a Brita like that!"
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A home water filtration system, thats easy to set up and simple to use. You can get a pitcher for your fridge, a filter tap for your faucet, or full size water cooler. Each of these requires the brita filter.
There are two main types of filter media in a Brita filters: Carbon granules, and De-ionization resin beads (DI). The DI resin beads remove charged ions and radicals from the water. These include calcium, magnesium, sodium, carbonate, and any other dissolved solids with a charge. The carbon granules reduce chlorine compounds and a number of other organics and inorganics. This is probably the most useful part of the Brita filter.
Brita filters also eliminate 98% of lead and reduce copper, chlorine (taste and odor) and mercury, all of which may be found in tap water. This gives ordinary tap water a much better/cleaner taste.

Another very useful method for a brita filter is using it to purify cheap vodka. Using a Brita filter, one can turn cheap, off-brand vodka into smooth, tasteful, inoffensive spirits that regularly win taste tests over name brand vodkas. Simply pour cheap vodka through the filter four times to make it smooth and delicious.
Dude, your tap water tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.

Dude, your vodka tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.
by TZ January 19, 2005
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(v.) - to filter
Jammie, you have got to brita your pics before you upload them to your online album.
by chuladadelmoco July 23, 2008
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its a small country 5 minutes from afghanistan, just north of taiwan, two clicks from Brazil, 4 miles from England, and 1.5 kilometers from from Rennselaer Polytechnic Institute. Population (everyone who talks in a fake british accent)
Ello blokes ium from Brita
by Sir James Knight of Brita August 23, 2008
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A particularly ugly woman. Named after the water filter that "reduces hardness".
"I didn't realise she was a brita until the morning when my beer googles had worn off"
by Crundy April 24, 2008
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A name for someone whom is part human, fish, water filter, and noodle. Is usually a very attractive noodle, and is super fun to be around.
In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave to me one piece of advice that has stuck with me since then. "Always feed Brita plenty of water to filter the noodles with."
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