Mark (to Mary): Awrite me lover?
Mary: Awrite me baba?
Mark: A pint of lager please, Mary.
Mary: Right you are my love.
Mark: We're propper Bristolian aren't we Mary?
Mary: Right you are again my love.
"Alright my luvver?"
"I were just smoofin' the cat..."
"I be Bristolian, I be!"
And so on...