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To be underage and pregnant. Especially if your parents are a part of the Religious Right I think Becky and I are going to go all the way tonight.
Use a rubber dude, You don't want to Bristol Palin her. |
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| 1. | Bristol Palin | ||
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The daughter of Republican VP Nominee Sarah Palin. She's a big neo-Nazi strumpet who's blatant unprotected vaginal corndoggery undermines her mother's fascist agenda for moral order. Bristol Palin:
Country First! Condoms Second! |
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The daughter of the homophobic republican Sarah palin. Shes a stupid whore who got pregnant and tells teenagers to be abstinent. shes a hypocrite and also a homophobe like her dumbass mother. Shes a horrible dancer who won 3rd place on Dancing with the stars because all the republicans and the tea party fucked up the votes. Shes also fat bitch!
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| 4. | Bristol Palin | ||
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A description of the situation when one accidentally impregnates the daughter/family member of someone politically known/vaguely important e.g. the story of the original Bristol Palin. Usually results in said male being forced into a 'happy marriage' with the victim of Bristol-Palinism to save face, since so many politicians oppose abortion. Generic male 1: "Dude I was totally boning President Obama's niece last week and now she rings telling me she's preggers."
Generic male 2: "Oh shiiiiiit you're screwed! Why the fuck did you go and Bristol Palin that bitch?" Generic male 1: "Dunno but have a good life." |
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MILF. Pregnant daughter of 2008 Vice President candidate Sarah Palin. - Hey did you hear Bristol Palin is pregnant?
- Yeah! That MILF! |
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