An incredibly sexy girl who is addicted to Yahoo Answers and makes her rounds in the Religion and Spirituality section. She's incredibly stubborn but has the cutest face when she gets pissed off. She manipulates men, chewing them up and spitting them out. She died her hair auburn, simply because everyone liked her as a blonde. She is an unpredictable creature out to destroy the male species. Briley is an incredible writer, beer pong player, and she is dangerously attractive. If you cross paths with her, avoid eye contact at all costs. One day the entire world will know her name, but she'll never know mine.
Boy #1: What the hell is Briley doing??
Boy #2: Dancing in the rain.
Boy #1: But it’s freezing outside…..and she’s in a thin white dress with no bra on.
Boy #2: Yeah, that’s how she rolls. She's got great boobs right?
Boy #1: *drools* yeah, but she is insane.
Boy #2: I know. She's perfect.
A briley is usually someone who resides in the home of R&S yahoo answers. She hates men and talks like a whore. Briley has a reputation of boy bashing, but threatens to seduce every male in her path. She manipulates people sexually and trash talks those who bug her. Briley is a legend.
Girl: Dude, that person talks so skanky.
Boy: And all she does is insult guys.
Girl: She is such a Briley.
A Briley is a aggressive and unpredictable creature. Briley is protected ALWAYS by black under armour
, blue jeans, and lace-up boots. The briley has, sort of, studied martial arts by watching 1000's hours of anime and now has the power to replicate any move. The Briley's weapon of choice is either a sword or an air-soft pistol. Besides aggression, Briley is a computer genious and has investigated computer science
since the dawn of computers. Since then, the Briley has found gaming interesting and has proceeded to become uber 1337
. The Briley has no real love life, but covets the signifigant others of any person around the creature. With no love life comes no social life. Even though the Briley is interested in higher learning, the equivilant of college by normal human standards, the creature still only befriends high school students. The Birley participates in the ritualistic DnD
games with his aforementioned high school friends. In short, the Briley is a creature of wonder, mystery, aggression, loneliness, and the creature often believes that its race is a B.A.M.F.
. The term "Briley," actually originated from the family of archiologists and zoologists that discovered the creature still roaming around.
You are so smart and stupid at the same time, so therefore you are a Briley.