A quiet and reserved person. Extremely intelligent and protective of loved ones, though usually in a passive way. Prefers a quiet life and loves to collect things. They are very trustworthy although they don't often extend that trust to others easily. With an unbeatable wit and humorous charm, they can blend into any conversation although they tend to hold their tongue until the opportune moment. Very sound in mind and a person would do well to listen to the opinions and advice of a Bridger as they only see in black and white as they are and always have an "outside the box" perspective on life.
Got a problem? Think like a Bridger!
Bridger is a man who has a very addictive personality, usualy loves playing video games and sports with a side bonus of many women, he always has at least 3 girls wraped around his finger at all times. loves his music and his job which he makes bank off of. He is a very good friend although a douche bag at time, he will go out of his way to help someone in need. very kind hearted an respectfull man.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the basket ball game?
Guy 2: Ya, that dude had a bunch of chicks around him after they won, some guys get all the luck
Guy 1: Well you cant blame him, hes a bridger
a man who has an extremely large and thick penis, drives nice cars and is very self centered, only gives to girls he likes and buys them a shit load of things. he is very popular and is always with friends and hangs at parties.
1) ohhh!! lucky!!! you slept with a bridger!!!!!
2) oh god you had a bridger size penis in you!!!!
3) how was your night with that bridger?
A man, usually who lives alone or with a roommate, never a girl who gives such mind blowing sex, that most women cannot remember their own names afterword, much less his name. Hence the living alone bit.
Girl 1- How was your date last night?
Girl 2- Dammit i was with a bridger, i am extremely satisfied, yet i have the oddest amnesia
(Noun) One who bridges in respect to mini-marts and corner stores.
Typically gamblers or unwed mothers with little to no control of their many children, bridgers are people who prolong their order, so as to bridge between two rushes.
Rush - Upswing in business.
A typical technique for bridgers is the False End.
False End - Purchasing inital supplies and producing more money for more thing within arm's reach of the register.
Then, there is the Double Take: Asking for something behind the register and then adding something while the clerk has his back turned.
The Gambler's Gambit - Purchasing a scratch ticket, scratch it at the counter while purchasing other scratch tickets, win a one or two on that ticket and repeat the process over again.
I couldn't stock the shelves or brew coffee for an hour, because I had two bridgers to deal with.
A person who lives or spends their days asking for money or food from people in cars. Often homeless. They are identified with ragged clothing, often brandishing cardboard signs that relay their message, tragedy or request.
"Hey, how about we give the 'bridger' some money."
"No, we have some snacks for the trip we can give them. That way we know we won't help them with substance abuse or anything"
"Yeah, well, I really can't get to know the people individually, but this is a precaution."
Someone whose whole world consists of the following counties: Beaver, Butler, Allegheny and Armstrong. Traveling out of the country consists of heading to Lake Erie, PA or Ocean City, MD. You can often recognize these individuals because they will be without a female companion and wearing some sort of athletic jersey (mostly Pittsburgh Steelers). Do not mention any sort of hopes or dreams around these individuals because they will ridicule and harass you until you feel worthless and as if there is something wrong with you. A night on the town for these individuals consists of Rooks, followed by a night of complete annhilation at Fred's Divot. They are a gregarious species usually traveling in large groups (no females) and drinking endless amounts of beer while scaring away and sort of potential mate. Vacations are often taken at Pirates or Steelers games. One not familiar w/ the Bridger species, may believe that they are involved in some sort of competitive drinking circuit. Also easily identified by a goatee and constant aggression caused by sexual repression.
I hung out with the Bridgers this weekend and can't remeber a damn thing.