Bystander 2: "Yeah man, ...looks like three or four cars up there piled on top of each other"
Bystander 1: "Man, I already told my old lady last week I was late because of a wreck on the bridge!" "She ain't NEVER gonna believe me now!"
Bystander 2: "Aw hell, man don't sweat it, here..have a beer"
Bystander 1: "Yeah, we'll just make this a bridge party"