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BrickBreaker Suicide 

The term is used once you have successfully beat all levels of BrickBreaker on your BlackBerry and you commit suicide because there is no point to life after such a task is complete.
The man committed BrickBreaker Suicide last night on the train ride back to his apartment from Penn Station. He was only 34 leaving 2 children behind ages 3 and 12.
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play BrickBreaker 

To take a dump.

BrickBreaker is a Java game, derived from the Atari classic Breakout, that is installed on every new BlackBerry. As every BlackBerry owner knows, BrickBreaker is the game you play when you're taking a dump, often extending the dump-taking duration by as much as half an hour.
Oh man. I ate a pound and a half of pistachios the other day. I was so constipated, I had to play BrickBreaker for an hour. I broke my all-time high score.

Doggy backbreaker

Don't act like you've never done wrestling moves to the family pet.
The doggy back breaker is a wrestling move achieved by putting a dog in the torture rack with the intention of breaking his back. A similar wrestler move is used by Brock Lesnar. Similar to kitty back breaker though it is not recommended
My pug was eyeballing me while I was eating pizza so i put him in the doggy backbreaker to teach him some manners
Doggy backbreaker by Luhkoi March 7, 2019

backbreakers 

A term, and/or description, of a woman's breasts that are so large that they literally "break" her back.
"Damn ! Look at that chick's tits...hope she's got a good chiropractor cuz those are some backbreakers."

wild rainforest gorilla backbreaker 

When having intercourse, the female lays face first on the ground. The male will climb up a tree, imitating a wild gorilla. The male then dives off a tree and lands on the female, inserting into her. The male then lodges onto the female, lifts her off his scrotum, and throws her 30 ft in the air. On her way down, the male will knee her in the back using his superhuman gorilla strength, which will crush her spine. This ends with the female laying on the ground cringing in pain, while the male inserts Raising Cane's sauce into the deceased uterus for lubrication, while watching Dave Ramsey's Total Money Maker.
Troy: "Damn, what happened to Gabriella?!"
Ryan: "I heard that Chad fucked her so hard her spine busted!"
Troy: "He must've done the Wild Rainforest Gorilla BackBreaker.."

Dunkadelic Backbreaker 

Is a basketball slang " catch phrase " used to describe a slam dunk that takes the heart and energy out of an opposing team. Makes an opposing team call time out and brings the crowd to their feet.
Shaq dropped a Dunkadelic Backbreaker on Portland that sent them home, and the Lakers to the 2000 NBA Finals. Dwayne Wade all but ended the game vs. Minnesota with a crushing Dunkadelic Backbreaker over " The Big Ticket " Kevin Garnett that lead to a Miami victory.

backbreaker 

Backbreaker: A hottie, or beautiful woman. In a trauma in which someone breaks their back, priapism, or a spontaneous erection, can happen due to swelling of the lower abdominal area due to the fracturing of the lower vertebrae in the back.
Damn bro! Did you see Holly last night in that mini skirt? She is such a backbreaker!!
backbreaker by JohnBinSB June 13, 2007