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A dildo with such irregular proportions it may be deceived as a brick. It was once said that the relic itself possesses mystic healing proporties and can cure impotence. When struck by Gimley's axe, the brick-o-dildo will split into equal proportions, revealing a Kinder egg which the beholder may claim as a reward.
Joe Bloggs: Dude, what the fuck is that!
Jay: Oh, it's my brick-o-dildo.
Joe Bloggs: Sweeeeeeeeeet.
by Anonamonamon May 15, 2011
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