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1.
A human being so offensively ugly that it appears they have been eating bricks since the age of 3.
Natasha is such a brick eater!!!
by Gilgamesh1989 July 10, 2008
 
2.
When a person pulls a face so as their jaw extends outwards over their top rows of teeth so as to look like they have been smashed in the face with a brick
Oh look at Carmen, shes a real brickeater
by crusty_sheets October 27, 2009
 
3.
1) The act of orally pleasing a woman while she is taking a dump.
2)Someone who engages or acts in the celebration of eating bricks.
"I heard Johnny is a brick eater"

"Happy National Brick Eating Day"
by Samurai - Anji April 23, 2008