1. a person who cares a lot about others.
2. a person who dates a Jessica.
3. a person who dates asians.
4. a person who pretends to be a jew.
5. a person who lives with two people he does not talk with.
6. a person who plays mass effect while watching the Lord of the Rings Trilogy Marathon.
7. a boy named Brian Humbarger.
OMG I just met Jessica's boyfriend, Brian Humbarger.
Dude I just came back from aepi. There was Brian Humbarger.
Dude, did you go check out that triple?
Yeah, there was a Brian Humbarger.
I watched the Lord of the Rings Trilogy Marathon Last night. There was a Brian Humbarger there, totally distracting man.