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1.
A magical superhero iceskater man. His many heroic feats include

1. Doing two salchows AND a triple lutz, while wearing a blindfold.
2. Using his magical firebreath to defeat evil grizzly bears in the Alps and save the maidens fair.
3. Travelling through time to the year 3010, in order to defeat the evil robot king, and save the human race again.
"What Would Brian Boitano Do?" --Stan Marsh, "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut"
by bottles98 December 20, 2005
 
2.
A well recognized and accomplished U.S. Figure Skater. He is also known for his miraculous feat of setting the world record for the number of spicy chicken wings eaten in one hour (Avagadro's Number of chicken wings).
Person #1 to Brian Boitano: Don't eat those chicken wings Brian!!! They're spicy!!

*one hour passes*

Person #2: I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.

I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!!
by The Vindicator of the Damned July 17, 2008
 
3.
1.A diva or divo in his or her own right. Has an exaggerated sense of self-importance. requiring a great deal of attention and excessive effort to maintain beauty, style and image.

2.One who humors themselves by using old clichés to pwn n00bs in Onibasu.

"God, he's such a Brianboitano! He even has a Sex in the City ringtone!"
by [General Chat .1] January 10, 2008
 
4.
The guy who steals your ass spoone if you get really drunk.
"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE MY ASS SPOONE!"
yup, he's smashed
by anti February 09, 2005