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Bettendorf Middle School

A very toxic place which is full of stuck up and rude people. A lot of the girls play volleyball and think that there opinions matter more than everyone else. The boys there are decent but a lot of them had bad personalities but there is room for potential. Also, you have around 3% of people that arnt all that bad. Overall, school isn’t horrible just some of the people there are a bit strange. Also, some kids like to wear cat ears and they hit each other, but we don’t judge.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that girl from Bettendorf Middle School who ate cat.
Person 2: Not suprised.
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Brettany 

Loves to crack jokes, uses lots of sarcasim. Brettany is also like the cute, shy and descrete sexy next-door neighbor type. She is also attracted to the "bad boy" type and is a very loyal and caring friend. She is very sensitive, but often tries to hide it. She can also be very selfish, but is always willing to help/and listen to others.
Damn, that Brettany girl knows how to talk. Just like Obama. Mrauhah.
Brettany by VeruLynn February 5, 2010

bettendorf middle school

40% rich whites, 18% black, 2% rich blacks, 30% white trash/others that try to act bhad, 10% asians. some go to church, others vape and some suck dick on the daily. most dont wear deoderant.
"bro last night this bitch at the fb from bettendorf middle school asked to take a pic. she smelled like assss. ofc i still had to get that good slop top but she said she couldnt stay the night cuz she had church the next day."
Used to confirm that you have received the instructions to do something and have resigned to the fact that you are going to do it.

Spoken with a cut accent and possibly a deflated voice... Betta - do

Can be used with Bettaneye Bettenyou see other definitions

Spelling is traditionally open to interpretation
Lolly "You gonna do the washing up before mum gets home? or she'll kill you"

Pop "Bettado"

(pop, does the washing up)
Bettado by thewave103 July 9, 2009

Brettanomyces

When one Brett begins a ‘dad joke’ and a second Brett completes the punchline’.
Brett 1: “Dad jokes are like burps and farts.”

Brett 2: “You can’t just conjure them up.” *clicks*

Witness: “I’ve just witnessed a Brettanomyces!”

Brekando Morjanna 

The name of a person that never existed.
P1: You know Brekando Morjanna?
P2: Wait, who?
P1: Sorry, I choked. I meant Brendan Mormon?

Bettendorf

A stuck up rich city. only whites
i live in bettendorf man, that sucks
Bettendorf by gooniniowa August 20, 2008