2. Brett a pathetic excuse for a man. One who attempts to "woo" and "seduce" already taken girls with notes and sappy poems that would turn the most homosexual male away. Brett also likes chick flicks and cries during "The Holiday". Brett, obviously undeserving of said girl, will say to said girl he is desperate while always talking about another unsuspecting girl, which said girl, hates.
Sister: SHADDUP LEROY!! its urs ya recon?
Brother: i aint not know...**hiccup** call'um Brett..
Brother: cuz he sorta resembles my dog's, Butch; butt
p2:oh nothing, just thinking about how i love brett
p1:yeah me too
p2: yeah, he's only the coolest person i've ever met.