Brett is a semi-retarded (all right, totally idiotic) pinksock obsessed anal-jizz consumer who regularly receives massive “loads” of horse crap blended with multiple dead babies, a pint of elephant ejaculation and whatever a porcupine can vomit up after drinking too much vodka. These “loads” are, of course, injected via syringe into his left testicle. Left because his right one was “lost” at his last emo-fag-gang-bang held in his rather fabulous looking mothers van. Some participants in this event included Brett’s sister, dogs, cat, Mr. Roggers, Matt Damon and Martha Stewart. Some have claimed to have seen Darth Vader and Batman feltching a random (but still the same) Mexican slave boy, but these images were, unfortunately, not featured in the 16-day special circulating on the Internet. Brett, a hard core wigger and “baller” truly believes he is “1337” but would be easily pzoned by even the average person with dyslexia and 340598 different strands of AIDS (all gained after butt raping a dead monkey). Some of Brett’s favorite hobbies (aside from beating it to his sister getting done by strange homeless men from downtown Calgary) include eating cookies, and putting diapers onto dead children (these are usually used to pleasure Brett in multiple ways). Fortunately enough, Brett does not have any friends, and will never succeed at life, because his head was broken in, and now he usually drools uncontrollably (even at the site of a naked Pakistani man sticking stuff into a tree). Brett’s choice of music much affects his lifestyle, after all, beating your mother’s dead body with your little penis while listening to songs such as “I Cum Blood” “Blowtorch Slaughter” “Fucked with a knife” and “Raped by the beast” by the band Cannibal Corpse tends to say *something* might just be a little wrong…
“Aww cunt! Fucking-Brett’s coming…”
“Go away Brett, you have no friends”
An extremely attractive American male who is good at everything. Often can be found in beautiful women's beds.
That guy has it all, man, he's such a brett.
A truely amazing boy who is the best listener. Is always a sweetheart and can make anyone smile!
When I was upset he was such a Brett and helped me out a lot!
a very seductive male. usually very attractive. everyone wants him. most amazing guy you will ever meet.
daaamn. look at that brett.
only the most amazing guy you will ever meet. once you get with him, never ever let him go. you will regret it and wish you could go back in time. he sooo adorable, very funny, very smart, good at everything he does, and always knows just how to make someone smile. he is loved by many, and always will be. <3
p1:heyy, whats the matter?
p2:oh nothing, just thinking about how i love brett
p1:yeah me too
; a person you can tell anything to, someone who will make you laugh when you want to cry; someone who thinks they have no one when really everyone cares about them; not judgemental; doesn't let stuff get to him; laughs at himself; underestimated
; most likely plays a sport like baseball
and just happens to be great
at it; all around amazing
kid who doesn't get enough credit from himself or other people.
p1: do you know brett?
p2: yeah, he's only the coolest person i've ever met.
a male who is well known amongst his friends as a womanizer and has a huge inflated ego. But he is also goonishly handsome and a blast to hang out with. As long as you dont fall for him you will be fine...but good luck with that cuz he is just so charismatic. Once you do fall for a Brett you will never be able to look at another guy the same way.
I talked to Brett for almost 8.5 hours last night online!!!
Brett hates to lose, and excessively use the word "oh". Brett can be sweet when he wants to be, but is quite sneaky. One good thing about Brett is he looks amazing in a towel. Brett may also go by the name killer or dear.
Wow, did you see Brett in that towel?!!?