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3.
Noun, proper. "Bee-Ret"- A choad, a stalker. One who is sexually deprived and not quite down enough to obtain the infamous "B-Rad" status.
-Likes to have sex with retarded women and Neanderthals.
Oh damn B-ret why you huffin on dat gasoline?!

Man,don't pull a fuckin B-ret!
by T-Monzeys February 26, 2008
 
1.
A Wonderful best friend.

Usually characterized by being sensitive and caring, and not ashamed of it. Brets are normally good listeners, very trusting, quick to forgiveness, and have strong morals. Brets are hilarious, and one someone can talk to and laugh with for hours on end. Brets are hardworking, love music, and fun to be around. Anyone who knows a Bret is blessed for life.
"Wow, what a super, amazing guy. He must be a Bret."
by Startrekka February 03, 2010
 
2.
The most sexiest guy in the whole entire world and the bestest boyfriend in the whole universe!!
Ima so lucky to be going out with Bret!!
by Nikki xXx January 17, 2005
 
4.
Shit Dribbler.
Bret: Yeah I fucked her bro, she was a good root.
Person: You're such a Bret, I don't believe you.
Bret: I swear to God.

Person 1: Can you smell something?
Person 2: Oh there's just a Bret talking over there.
Person 1: Fuck, it stinks like shit.
by dontdribbleshit May 25, 2012
 
5.
obsessed with whatshisname.
"Bret, dude, your fucking nuts. Quit talking about that guy and get a fucking life will you dickhead"
by getoveritwillya November 25, 2011
 
6.
Annoying dumbass that never shuts up that thinks hes funny.
That kid seems like a bret
by BigMike1212 April 14, 2010
 
7.
when you have to shit and the bathroom is occupied, so you grab the biggest cup in the kitchen and take care of business.
"Hurry up dude I got to shit!!!" nevermind there's a 7/11 big gulp cup in the kitchen, I'll just "BRET"
by jeffa/c January 22, 2008