Rachel-"Yeah! Bret Michaels was looking pretty damn hot."
Present Day: a giant tool-bag who doesn't know how to age well, whose best friend is his right hand, and still thinks he is 20 years old and can get all the girls he wants. we'll just call it a mid-life crisis.
Robin: what a shame. he used to be so cool
Zach: yea too bad he's a giant toolbag now.