Get absolutely hammered, then fight with everyone whilst shouting
"Kieran Breslin in yer scheme! Pump yer burd and make her scream!"
To be Breslin'd means to be that drunk, everything offends you.
Especially the Proclaimers.
"YEah I know man, you punched a Russian guy in the face for talking to you."
"Mate, I wanna get Breslin'd tonight!"
Off in the distance: "Feelto! Tonic wine! Chib cunts!"
"That guy must be Breslin'd out his face."