Brenting

the act of committing douche baggery

sheesh. why you gotta be a brenting all the time?

by TeamT's September 30, 2011

Brenting

An engagement building game played by thousands of people who arrive to work at a reasonable time. Players place bets as to when a "Brent" will actually show up for work, typically after 9am. Winners typically receive a traveling trophy and bragging rights. No one knows where the game originated, or if there was ever a real "Brent" but if there is, he and his snooze button are deeply revered for their continually perseverant somnolence.

Did you hear that Tim got a threepeat in Brenting this week? Legendary!

by Wasn't Me March 10, 2015

Brenting

verb. To efficiently use time incorrectly.

Alan - "Hey, are you coming to class today?"
Tom - "Yeah, but I'm Brenting it."
Alan - "Maybe I will too, I have a good book I want to read."

by Jhalysz March 25, 2015

Brenting

verb. The act of doing Brent

Kayley is Brenting. Steph has tried Brenting but did not like it.

by Tatch April 30, 2005

Brenting

the act of defecating down another individual's throat. (verb)

Bryce was so angry at Mo that he threatened brenting down his throat.

by CrtPlaz November 1, 2011

Brenting

When you work in an administrative office and your title is Director of Operations so this makes you very popular with staff. And when said staff finally finds the Director of Operations but he holds his hand up and says, "Not now Not now" while walking away as fast as he can never to be seen in his office for the rest of the day.

Where's the Operations Director? "He's somewhere in the office "Brenting"!!!!

by SuperAdmin January 12, 2022

Brenting

acting stupid and awkward.

Stop brenting me you whore

by elloeyey September 17, 2010