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The most gorgeous guy in the universe! Every girl wishes they could have him, and every guy wishes he could be him. He Has amazing hair that all the other guys in school wish they could pull off. Not only is he amazingly gorgeous but he is also the sweetest guy you could ever meet. He isn't conceited but he's obviously gorgeous.He loves techno and rock, he has a great sense of style. He makes everyone happy when they are around
him and you're lucky if you know him!
guy 1: "I wish I could be more like Brendan!"
guy 2: "I knoww! I would totally sex him up and im not even gay!"
guy 1: "meee toooo"

Girl 1: "I love brendan! he is so gorgeous!"
Girl 2: "I love Brendan too! He's amazing!!"
Girl 3: "I wish Brendan wasn't so intimidating!"
Girl 4: "Everyone loves Brendan! :)"
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A very sexually active person that is always smoking marijuana. His dick tends to be larger than most and that is the reason he is sexually active a lot. People look at a Brendan and wish they were him. His looks, courtesy and of course, his sex drive is the reason that women just want to make love with him.

Can also mean somebody with the above traits.
Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that Brendan?
Girl 2: I hope so...I really want his love stick inside of me
Girl 1: No he's mine
Girl 2: He's mine
Girl 3: He's mine!
etc

Guy 1: Look at that brendan.
Guy 2: Fuck him dude. Just because his dick is larger than ours it means we don't get chicks.
Guy 1: I wish I was him.
Guy 2: Ewww you fag.
*Guy 1 walks away*
Guy 2: Yeaaa.... I actually wish I was him
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Awesome guy
Great friend
Very loyal
Amazing hair
Every guy wishes he could be like him and be his friend
All the girls love him
Great cuddler
fun loving guy at times
Good at sports but not an arrogant jock
Not conceited

Gorgeous
Is nice to everyone
Funny and can make you smile by being himself
Party animal at times
Can be cold but is eventually nice again
Very smart
Loves reading

Best boyfriend
Loves animals
Athletic
That guy is such a brendan, u wish he was mine
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Originally an Ancient Celtic name, Brendan was often the name given to several "warrior-gods" who had unrivaled female attention as well as several slayed dragons to their name. As the Celts broke out of the isolated British Isles, Brendan became a popular name in the Roman Empire. At the height of its popularity Brendan was the third most popular name in the Empire behind Constantine and Julius. The name today is given to young boys who are seen to have unrivaled charm as well as a well-endowed body.
See how the women flock to him, his name must be Brendan
by Bren-Cos June 25, 2010
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A very nice, cute, generous boy who has a perfect smile and an adorable accent. he can make you smile anytime your with him.
Anytime I see Brendan I always smile when I'm around him.
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Brendan is a Hiberno-English derivative of the Irish name Bréanainn, a hibernicisation from the Brythonic "Brenhin" -King.citation needed The anglicism has been re-hibernicised as Breandan. Another form is Brandon which is often used in English-speaking countries, but is far less superior. People with this name:

* Saint Brendan of Clonfert, an Irish monastic saint
o Saint Brendan's Irish Cream Liqueur
* Saint Brendan of Birr, Abbot of Birr in Co. Offaly, contemperaneous with the above.
* Brendan Adamson, an American composer
* Brendan Airways, parent company of USA 3000 Airlines.
* Brendan Baughn, a leader of a historic society
* Brendan Behan, an Irish writer
* Brendan Benson, a Detroit-area musician
* Brendan Bracken, a British cabinet member
* Brendan Fraser, a Canadian-American actor
* Brendan Gleeson, an Irish actor
* Brendan Haywood, a professional basketball player in the NBA
* Brendan Morrison, a professional Canadian ice hockey player
* Brendan Nelson, the Australian Defence Minister
* Brendan and the Secret of Kells, an animated feature film due for release in 2007
* Brendan Shanahan, a professional hockey player in the NHL
The extremely smart and good looking man's name is Brendan.
by Jack Keeler September 20, 2007
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The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. Brendan has brown hair and green eyes you could spend hours staring into. Brendan knows how to be fun, but serious when they need to. A Brendan is someone who is always there for you, says the sweetest things, and can make you laugh anytime of the day. Brendan has the most perfect lips and the cutest smile, and making him smile is the best feeling in the world. Any girl would be lucky to have Brendan, and I'm the luckiest girl in the world having Brendan all to myself ♥
marissa - "Wow, Brendan is perfect."
everyone else - "I wish he was mine."
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