Girl 2 at bar : "He just thought he'd roll up without bring the kush? That's some bullshit ass shit girl"
Guy at bar to friend : "Dude, there's only Brendas at this bar. Let's get the hell out of here."
"Why can't I find a Brenda?"
"Because not all women are made beautiful like her"
Damn you lucky bastard you married a Brenda!