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A very uptight, high strung, liberal AP English IV teacher and journalism adviser at a small high school in western North Carolina. A '77 Western Carolina University graduate who has very interesting hair cuts. She ranks very high with authority and is generally quite terrifying to new students (freshmen). She also has an obsession with money and Steve Jobs. Won the title of Dow Jones National High School Journalism Teacher of the Year in 2004 along with many other achievements. Has a set of very high standards and is very easy to disappoint. Warning: If you encounter a Brenda Gorsuch, run. Can be life threatening.
Brenda Gorsuch will give you the G-look, and stare you down with her evil laser vision powers if you do not meet your deadlines!
by The Chatelaine Affair July 21, 2010

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