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When you moon someone and pull your asscheeks apart, exposing your redeye... and then you constrict and release your anus muscles simulating breathing
I was bombing my presentation at the marketing meeting so i dropped my pants and gave the client a breathing redeye... needless to say, i sealed the deal.
by Senor Bagels March 24, 2005

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