Two lumps on a womans chest that have several different names and several different uses.
1. To feed infant children
2. To get out of a traffic ticket
3. To get men's attention
4. To get free things
5. To show-off
Guy 1: Hey! Aren't Jenny's breats looking might fine today
Guy 2: Yes they are Guy 1, Let's go talk to her
Jenny: Hi! Guy 1 and Guy 2
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Hi
Guy 1: Your breast are looking mighty fine there.
Jenny: How rude!
Guy 2: What a bitch! If you don't want us to compliment them why don't you get them removed
Tits, titties, tig ol' bitties, boobs, jugs, melons, cans, hooters, dirty pillows, gazongas, yabbos, tig bitties, knockers, mammaries, fun bags, honkers, headlights, baps, meat puppets, ta-tas, naturals, boobies, guns, bahama mammas, balloons, bawagos, big brown eyes, blinkers, bobambas, bodacious tatasmore...
The best pillows you can sleep on!
You get a scale that defines them:
(from small to massive)
2 fried eggs
the greatest creation known to man
and the lord said "let there be breasts on women."
the jiggly appendages that women possess. used for fondling and especially licking circularly around the NIPPLE. you can bounce em and touch em and squeeze em, just dont ever hit em or you'll get slapped. and you can suck em, have fun boys! or women too i guess
Kawasaki softly fondled baba mukuru's luscious breast!
Female mammary glands. Although they are used biologically for feeding offspring, breasts are actually attractive. In fact, breasts are the #1 factor in how a woman looks to a man. In otherwords, the bigger a woman's breasts, the better.
The truth is also that men have breasts, but they're not so important as a woman's, and thus the male variant is often called "chest". Although, "chest" is used to refer to a woman's rack, often used in paranoia, either by women or men.
Overall, I love breasts. ^.^
"Me? Well, I prefer a woman's face, but I more and more understand, when it comes to love, the importance of a woman's bosoms. Supposedly it feels ticklish when they are fondled, and they also make fluffy pillows. Make sure you treat them good because it HURTS when you hit them. Nevertheless, be careful when looking at a woman's breasts, because if you look at them for too long instead of looking into her eyes, she will notice and possibly commence hostilities."
tits or boobs
My breasts are pretty big, I love to have them sucked on!
they're big and perky and fun to jingle
I fondled Melissa's boobies.