| 1. | Breakup Hangover | ||
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When you wake up the next morning from a breakup you got through a text, phone, myspace...etc, that night.
When you get up to get ready, you realize you were crying for a LONG when you look in the mirror, and notice those big puffy eyes, and you feel worse then you did when you actually got dumped; Ex. You don't even wanna hear your ex's name. *Johnny has just dumped little Mary last night.
School the next day: Mary's friend: Hey Mary, what the fuck is wrong with your face?!? Mary: Breakup hangover. I feel like shit. Mary's friend: Johnny? Mary: Hey, fuck you. |
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