AKA: A terrible letdown for Twilight Fans everywhere in which everything becomes incredibly far-fetched, disturbing,confusing and totally different than the rest of the books with an unsatisfying ending.

The majority of the book consists of Bella feeling sorry for herself and everyone else kissing her ass.

Does anyone else feel like Jacob really got the shitty end of the stick?

WTF Stephanie?!?!?!?!
by BreakingDawn/Down October 03, 2009
1) The new standard of epic fail in "literature."
2) The 4th and most dreadfully awful book of the Twilight Series by Stephanie Meyer.
Plot summary, read it and laugh...
Bella "Sue" Swan and Edward "Stu" Cullen get married. Their honeymoon consists of Bella having violent "blackout" sex with Edward, liking it and beging for more. Bella gets pregnant.
(Oh, and totally disregard the rules of biology. ie the fact that Edward has no blood, and blood is necessary for sex and the fact that he has icy cold skin, and thus he wouldn't be able to incubate sperm. Stephanie Meyer won't answer this question, instead she will accuse YOU of having a dirty mind. Also totally disregard the fact that traditionally, vampires are not able to make babies. Stephanie Meyer's vampires are "speshul" and "unike" and they sparkle in the sunlight!) Some random crap happens that I don't really care about...Then follows a intensely graphic child-birthing scene. (not recommended reading for those sensitive to blood and gore) Bella names her kid "Renesme" and Jacob, the werewolf who used to compete w/ Edward for Bella's affection, "imprints" on her (meaning he has a case of paedophilia), Renesme gets betrothed to Jacob. Then there is this huge rising climax and the Cullens and the Volturi get ready to fight and, NOTHING HAPPENS! They live happily ever after. The end.
It is no surprise that this book has turned many former Twilight fans against the series. But what really surprises me is why they liked the series in the first place.

People who like Breaking Dawn or the Twilight Series should think twice about the shit they are feeding their brain.
by The-Alternative-To-Idiocy March 21, 2010
1.Breaking Dawn, the last book of the very popular Twilight saga, which the twilighters have been so excited to read. The book is a horiible fanfiction. It sucked, and it strayed from the opther books, that actually made sense.

2.A thing to burn after reading.

3.A book of pedowolves, a whiny girl who can't stop crying, and the magnificent burning vampire
Fan #1: Hey, what are you reading?
Fan #2: Breaking Dawn.
Fan#1: You suck.
by JeshikaHatake June 28, 2009
1. The final installment of the 'Twilight' saga by Stephenie Meyer.

2. Bad fanfiction.

3. The biggest let down. Ever.
Girl: Dude, he dumped me! I feel so let down.
Friend: That is such a Breaking Dawn.
by Kayttt August 05, 2008
By far the best book in the Twilight series. Alot of people are saying that it is an epic fail. But i disagree entirely...I mean Edward and Bella FINALLY do everything they planned. They overcome everyone's expectations for them to fail. I mean they prove that you can be with whoever you want to be with. Honestly I don't understand how this is a failure to the series. I mean Edward and Bella have a baby. They overcame the odds and had a baby!!

In my opinion the best book in the series.
But "don't knock it till you try it". at least read it befor you make your assumptions.
"Breaking Dawn was by far the best book ever!" :Tonya
"I agree" :Sam
by TinySnow December 13, 2008

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