Kid 1: Hey can I date your lil' sister?
Kid 2: Dude if you touch my sister I'm going to go breaking bad on your ass, tie you up and throw you in the trunk, you know I keep trash bags with me! Never know when ya' gotta dump a nigga' off! I'll cut you up and keep you in my mattress like drug money!
Kid 1: Oh, sorry I asked
Kid 2: It's cool man...
The plot centers around Walter White, a chemistry teacher with nothing going right. He doesn't get paid enough, his son has cerebral palsy, his wife is pregnant, and to top it all off, he has lung cancer. So the only logical way to raise money is to use his skills in chemistry to cook up some really "good" meth and sell it with the help of his former student-turned-pusher. It also doesn't help that his brother in law is in the DEA. Bryan Cranston, known as the wacky father and only saving grace of that disgraceful malcolm in the middle show, plays Walter to perfection.
If you haven't seen this show...WATCH IT!
Me: Breaking bad is the best show ever made. You will never stop talking about breaking bad or The Wire.
A.K.A. The greatest show on Netflix
A.K.A. The greatest show on earth
Guy 2: saw like the first episode but it looks pretty stupid
(Guy 1 proceeds to violently strangle Guy 2)