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12. Breakfast
Noun

1. Eating after you fast.
2. First meal of the day.

Once you have your regular 7 to 8 hour sleep,( mainly durning the night), your body basically fast because you haven't eaten in hours. So to fuel your mind and body, you break your fast by eating a meal when you wake up, (mainly in the morning).
The doctor told me to fast by not eating after 9pm for blood work in the morning.

After the blood work I can have breakfast.
1. Breakfast
A mythological event before the dawn of time.
"I don't believe that there is enough evidence to suggest that breakfast is a plausable event. With a lack of eye witnesses, we are forced to conclude that it does not exist"
2. Breakfast
A meal...obviously...
Who the fuck needs to know what breakfast is? Seriously...why are you even searching it?
3. breakfast
The first meal of the day, sometimes served in bed. However, dinner is much better in bed.
You may get breakfast in bed, but I get dinner in bed, which is much better.
by LK Mar 21, 2004 add a video
4. breakfast
A meal that is usually served in the morning.
Let's go to IHOP (International House of Pancakes) for breakfast today!
by Kyle May 17, 2003 add a video
5. Breakfast
The act of eating your woman out in the morning while your kids are sleeping. (in a sexual way)
Guy 1: damn, i just had a good ass breakfast this morning.

Guy 2: Really, what did you have ?

Guy 1: My wife...
6. Breakfast
What you will shout to have the world for if you drink volcanicity.
George Volcano: "It will make you shout, 'C'mon world I'll have you for breakfast!' Try some!"
Tyrannosaurus Allen: "Hmm yes, I do feel hydrated! C'MON WORLD I'm Tyrannosaurus Allen AND I'll HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!"
7. breakfast
The most greetable and welcomed meal of the day. See Hello Breakfast.
Hello Breakfast!
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