A punch straight in the rectum that the one receives when they:
a. Agree to make breakfast but are too slow at cooking it or
b. Refuse to make breakfast altogether.
When giving a breakfast Punch you must loudly yell "where's my breakfast?" when giving them the Fist of Glory.
It considered an insult to smackback after receiving a breakfast punch.
Also known as a "Morning Fist of Glory"
"Grandma was to slow pouring the milk into my cereal, so I gave her a breakfast punch"
"My wife wouldn't get up and make me pancakes, so I gave her a breakfast punch"