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A punch straight in the rectum that the one receives when they: a. Agree to make breakfast but are too slow at cooking it or b. Refuse to make breakfast altogether. When giving a breakfast Punch you must loudly yell "where's my breakfast?" when giving them the Fist of Glory. It considered an insult to smackback after receiving a breakfast punch. Also known as a "Morning Fist of Glory" "Grandma was to slow pouring the milk into my cereal, so I gave her a breakfast punch"
"My wife wouldn't get up and make me pancakes, so I gave her a breakfast punch" |
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