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A common technique used by women all across the world, whereby they wear excessive make-up after a particularly painful break-up in order to make themselves feel more attractive. The resultant level of foundation on the face is often compared to a light cake or biscuit based dessert. Dave: Dude, I saw you broke up with Stacey...
Tom: What the... How did you know, we haven't even made it Facebook official yet?! Dave: Only had to look at her face man... Dave and Tom together: Break-up make-up... |
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