Bread Pit

Bread Pit by Wilmar April 17, 2013

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Brad Pit

A small hole (pit) dug to hold brads (nails).

We were digging a basement. Next to the basement, I had some Brad Pits. I reached into one for some nails and there was a goddamn tarantula!

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Guy1 ...Look at that Hound over there .

Guy 3...She's taking her Brad Pit Bull for a walk.
Guy 2. .. I'd shag Brad though

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When your dick goes so far up her butt, it tickles the intestines and "tar" comes shooting out all over you.

John was slamming her with his Italian stallion, when he realized he woke the La Brea Tar Pit.

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"Yeah, the tips were fine, but the customers were dicks, so it was all PITA Bread."

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A light skinned hispanic girl who essentially has no tits or nipples. Its just flat, just like pita bread.

Johnny: I had sex with Julia last night and she had some pita bread tits. She doesnt even need a bra!

Lawrence: Wow, how deceiving.

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Girl 1: Lets Go Watch Hollyoaks?
Girl 2: Sure, i hope i don't see that lesbian with the pitta bread tits tonight though.

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