| 1. | Brattleboro | ||
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A beautiful little town located in Southern Vermont and consisting mainly of hippys, homosexuals, gangsters, rednecks, and too many young preppy girls. Hippy: "I've lived in Brattleboro all of my 62 acid-tripping years!"
Homosexual: "Well I'm going to Brattleboro because I saw them on the news and my free-spirited self wants to go somewhere where I can express myself freely." Redneck: "FAG!" Gangster: "Shut up Carhartt-wearing asshole. And the fag too." Young preppy girls: "Bad words!!!!" |
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| 2. | Brattleboro | ||
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Attleboro's Evil Twin, ruled by the Evil King of Brattleboro. I have come to defeat the Evil King of Brattleboro in the name of the Good Queen!
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