The town has limited night spots, and these spots are trashy dumps. But still, Brantford is the coolest place in Canada. You have to live here to get it.
Person Two: Are you from Brantford?
Person One: How did you know?
Person Two: Because you're jumping me....and you're a vodka obsessed crystal meth loving ford planter slut.
Person One: You are correct. Good day.
It holds (or at one time held) the record for Car Theft Capital of Canada (per capita, after the prarie provinces cracked down on their rampant car jackings), Highest Teen Pregnancy rate in Ontario, Highest crime rate in Canada per capita, and "Best blooming city" for it's flower displays (in which you can often find old burned spoons and needles)