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Make masturbation talk to people
Jay: I'm putting together your Tuesday "must-do."

The Dorkasaur: My only request is that I don't want to brandy, nor am I willing to make out with a chick.

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to squeak when you laugh
you totaly brandy when you laugh!
by every other name is taken October 24, 2006
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Code name for the drug Heroin, especially between drug users and drug dealers when conducting a deal over the phone.

Nowadays, a dealer who sells heroin almost always sells crack cocaine too, and vice versa. And because dealers are so paranoid all the time about getting caught by the police, they don't appreciate users blatantly asking them for drugs by their names heroin and crack. This is especially true when talking on the phone as they always believe the line to be tapped by the police.

So from the colours/slang terms associated with the two drugs, i.e. brown for heroin and white for crack...

Brown has become Brandy and...

White has become Whisky.

Genius!
DEALER: Wha' you want?

USER: Two whisky and one brandy! And hurry up, I'm clucking like mad!
by Jack-up man! July 28, 2005
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One who shits in a luxury vehicle with total disregard to the fact thet they aren't taking a shit in a Saturn
Oh My God, That bitch just took a shit in my car!! What a total Brandy!
by Antdagoon December 21, 2010
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a girl who sends pictures of their boob to their boyfriends named JOEY! usually the COMMON name for WHORE, SKANK, BITCH, PUSSY, CUNT, 2-FACED, MOTHER FUCKER, EVERY CUSS WORD THAT IS BADDDD!
Brandy:hey joey do you want a picture of my boobs?
Joey:yeaaaaa send it to me on my phone!
Brandy: ok hold on got to get my boobs in the right position.
Joey:ok hurry before my friend gets the phone.
brandy:ok.
Joeys FRIEND:omg dude joey you just got a picture of brandys boobs on yor hpone your girl is a whore.
Joey:ughhhhhhhh brandy i told yout o send it faster.
Brandy:my bad.
Joeys FRIEND:now im goign to tell the whole school.
Joey:no dont i will have ot break up with her.
Joeys FRIEND: oh well.
joey:im brekaing up with her.
Joey: brandy babe i have ot break up with you.
Brandy: no its not my fault im a little UGLY ASS CUNT!
by pebble123 February 08, 2008
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A word that describes ones own folly, mistakes, or dumbassness.
The child left the gas stove on which led to burning down the family's home... brandy

The roofer was so brandy that his work led to making the whole house leak causing major damage...... brandy

The cheating husband left all of his mistresses texts on his cell phone for his wife to find... brandy
by sHmO February 05, 2012
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noun: Nick name for someone named Brandon refering to white trashyness and alcohol
Hey Brandy, go get me a brandy!
by Brandon2213 April 25, 2007
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