The biggest jerk alive. I can't stand this person, he hangs up on me when I call and likes girls all too well, he likes 2014 Forest Hills Drive which is the worst kind of music to listen to when your depressed he used to be a great guy and a best friend, but now he is the biggest jerk ever. Brandon thinks he is better than everyone else, and trust me, HE'S NOT.
Brandon used to be my best friend, however, he puts materialistic things in front of the important things.
Brandon is a jerk.
Brandon doesn't deserve your friendship.
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A dirty stinky sticky sloth, stinks like straight shit. His friends don't allow him into there group and he's a lil bitch. His mouth looks like an asscrack.
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Secretly loves a big dick in his anus he probably the gayest
Brandon had made some wierd movement’s when we went skinny dipping with them females the other night after I had took off my clothes wasn’t too manly
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gun obsessed puerto rican. probably a terrorist or drug dealer. ISIS but not a muslim.
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A transgender snowflake that can’t take any jokes
Person1: you hear about brandon

Person2: you mean that snowflake
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