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A huge fucking cunt
Guy 1: hey whose that guy
Guy2: that's Brandon, he's a fuckin cunt. He fucked my fiancé the day before our wedding
by Poeticle May 27, 2017

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Guy with a big dick
Looks like I am a Brandon
by Ipoh March 18, 2017

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A guy that looks like a crumpled up piece of brown paper towel. Usually tossed on the floor.
Oh look over there, it's a brandon
by therealslimoprag March 07, 2017

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Common name for any middle-school male who is a pretentious, loud-mouthed asshole.

Synonyms: Drama Queen, Ryan
Did you see how Brandon threw the ball, then fell, tumbled, and then whimpered and pretended to be injured so that everyone in the stands gave the collective gasp at the possibility that he might have actually broken something this time?
by dpavlov March 06, 2017

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is the person that makes mistakes and is kind of funny but relay annoying
Brandon He is sometimes a kind guy and very annoying
by chilino February 22, 2017

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A Brandon is one of the coolest people alive! He always loves talking about his hobbies and things he likes to do, and then he wants to share them with you. He will protect people out of the kindness of his heart! If you know a Brandon, make sure to make him feel appreciated.
"Whatcha doin?"
"Playing Pokemon with Brandon."
"Sounds Fun!"
by BowlovNoodles December 31, 2016

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A person with very violent, potentially psychopathic traits. May also be characterized as someone with a few friends.
Oh shit, he went all Brandon and flipped some tables!
Sitting alone again? It's okay, Brandon.
by ProgrammingGeek December 27, 2016

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