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A complete and total douchebag
Only wants girls for sex
Wont care about anyone's feelings except for his own
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BRANDON!?
by Zugzwang716 February 28, 2016

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142
That homeless guy you see living under the staircase. He is nice, but you can't take your mind off that smell radiating from his body that you can't identify.
Damn, did you see that homeless guy sleeping in his own vomit?

Ya bro, he looks like such a Brandon
by MrToasty November 05, 2015

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143
A person who makes plans with you and then backs out every time right before its time
Dude don't pull a Brandon and back out
by Matthewj21 June 24, 2015

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144
He's cool and chill he's that one guys you'll see in the corner just chilling
Brandons cool and chill
by i dont know May 20, 2015

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145
A good looking guy with a cock the size of his whole arm. Many girls wish to even be his girlfriend and best friend to go to his parties
Brandon is a lucky guy
by True definition_123 April 09, 2015

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146
The biggest dickhead ever that just uses girls for sex and hurts girls. Never trust Brandon. he's the worst.
"I'm finally dating Brandon!"
"Gross, I dated him last week and we left me to go to the mall with some girl , than left me for other bitches at a party. But ya know, good luck..."
by mrs.fuckedyobitch April 06, 2015

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147
A midget dwarf wannabe who likes to run in fields of freshly mowed Grass to tickle his balls. Hobbies may include sucking the David's dick, stealing socks and base jumping off of street curbs.
Brandon, have you seen my socks?
Brandon: my precioussss *jerks off*
by Sniv-leaf September 21, 2014

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