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The kindest person you will ever meet. Brandon will be there for you every day every second along the way. The dude with the biggest cock and the magic fingers. The good looking, intelligent, charming one. The one who makes you laugh constantly, the one with the maddest dancing skills on the planet. The one that will piss you off, but you'll love. A ledge.
OMG, he's such a Brandon!
by zooosha June 29, 2011
 
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A tall, sexy guy with a porno dick. Despite his sexiness, he is very insecure and jealous of others. He is unsure of who he is and jacks the style of those surrounding him. He is controlling and extremely sensitive. Some would refer to him as a little bitch. If ever dating a Brandon, be sure to arrive home by 1AM or you are likely to have your cell blown up all night. Brandon is a spiteful significant other. When the inevitable break-up ensues, know that you will quickly be replaced, but by a laughable downgrade.
Girl 1: Did you see that sexy-ass guy!?!

Girl 2: Yeah, but don't waste your time, I hear he's a total Brandon.

Girl 1: Aww, what a shame.
by bird2011 March 05, 2010
 
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A mis-shapen slob who lives in my guest house and enjoys Justin Beiber while wearing womens panties. He also offers blow jobs for beer money.
During th OJ trial that Kato Kalin sure was a "Brandon".
by el colon June 16, 2010
 
144.
will always love meli ONLY forever and ever!!
Is the most caring, hilarious, beastly guy ever..that has an amazing kool-aid smile!
Damn i wish my boyfriend was a brandon.
by 9BBYLUV2 March 22, 2009
 
145.
This can be a girl, a girl who is funny and and can always makes you laugh. has a big smile that can make you smile.
very independent. very picky, and gets cranky. a daddys girl. deep down this is the girl you wish you had but shes already taken for the rest of her life.
Its brandon, the girl (:
by bddank February 03, 2010
 
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To "accidentally" slide your hand underneath a girl's pants and underwear when trying to hug a guy.
He totally pulled a Brandon on Kim when he hugged Mike!

Hey, don't pull a Brandon.
by Walter B. Studebaker March 10, 2009
 
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An idiosyncratic female that thinks outside the box who knows what she want and not afraid to go after it. May be called a bitch amongst other things because of it. Someone who can rise from the veritable ashes of their lives like the legendary phoenix and recreate themselves on every level.
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by scherezade February 03, 2010