An guy who is generally considered to be an asshole. He probably has messed up teeth and looks as if he has fetal alcohol syndrome. He enjoys lying and causing a lot of unnecessary drama in people's lives. He hangs out with friends who are either fat or pussy virgins so he can feel like a bad ass.
Girl 1: "Wow, whats wrong with that guy's face?"
Girl 2: "Oh, he's just a Brandon."

Girl 1: "Ugh, where did all this stupid drama come from?!"
Girl 2: "I told you not to hang out with Brandon..."
by onepointfive December 07, 2010
Full out flamer!! Loves the cock!!
I'm such a Brandon
by g-man12 September 08, 2010
A young hot boy who dances for older girls and has many "cougars".
Karissa and Caitlin are Brandon's cougars and expect him to dance for them.
by cougar1 February 05, 2010
Faggot is the right word for this guy. he is a low life and doesnt know how to keep his mouth shutt for ANYTHING do not ever go out with a brandon cause all he does is make you mad
yea man he is such a Brandon
by A Person o.O December 12, 2010
A Brandon is a guy who plays wow in his room and doesn't brush his teeth so he can kill people with his breath. Brandon's are also extremely retarded and have spontaneous seizures and random spaz attacks. They also like to eat tacos and other Mexican food. Brandon's usually have noses with the name Pablo who also like to eat tacos and like the definition napster.
Fred: Did you see that kid? He had a seizure while eating a Taco!

Ted: I know and then he started talking to his nose and said we go play WOW later.

Fred" That kid is a Brandon

Random Guy: napster.
by Brandon-Pablo December 06, 2010
A really sweet red head with a soul. The perfect woman for this man would be a Macee. Short, Pretty, and Strong.
K: 'Macee you should date Brandon Hampton!'
M: 'I think I will, he's amazing!!'
by Macee Storer July 01, 2010
A slang word meaning to ejaculate in an unordly fashion. In such a way that could possibly drown the targeted woman and or woman population.
Wow, that guy just brandoned that girl...
by B-mizzy October 18, 2009

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