a cynical douche bag who has no intention of being nice or getting along with anyone by putting them down and makeing fun of them calling them names like fag noob retard but not having any reasoning to as why they are calling them names. a brandon is also someone who trys to tell you what to do acting like they are bad ass but really they suck and make up excuses for the fact they did bad but never admit to their own faults.
Brandon " dude you are so bad you need to meta game"
user123 "wtf im doing better then you"
Brandon "no ur a fag u shouldnt play ur bad blah blah ect..."
Brandon " wtf user why didnt u help me"
user123 "dude i was dead"
Brandon " thats cuz your bad"
user123 " dude u just asked why i didnt help u and i sed i was dead, u should of known i was dead and yet u ran in and got killed but blamed me"
Brandon " yea cuz u didnt metagame"
by nonbrandon September 05, 2011
A person that is a future pedophile and likes to hit on 12 year olds. they have gay tattoos on there arm and love BMX.
Wow did you see Brandon making out with that twelve year old, isn't he like 16
by crabmeat95 August 19, 2011
Known as a "jodie" in the military. The kind of guy that moves in on a taken girl. Likely to sleep with your wife.
Common causes of Brandon deaths: Toms
That guy is totally Brandoning that married lady!
by The ninja assassin December 12, 2010
A human made up of a large amount of fat, commonly his size is more than the average fat kid.
Hey look it's Brandon. *turns to see immensely fat child*

Your so fat, you should be called Brandon....
by sexytimeisnice December 06, 2011
Big dick head that calls others gay to hide his own sexuality.
Brandon;your a gay fag

Person;your just saying that to hide your sexuality
by anonamyse August 28, 2011
A morally bad person who considers cheating on his girl friend and flirting with other girls, just an overall douche bag who also steals.
Brandon should just fuck himself because thats the only good that would come from himself
by dontbeafucker August 03, 2011

1. having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.

2. bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments.

3. given to or abounding in social or other pleasures: a gay social season.

4. licentious; dissipated; wanton: The baron is a gay old rogue with an eye for the ladies.

5. homosexual.

6. of, indicating, or supporting homosexual interests or issues: a gay organization.


7. a homosexual person, especially a male.


8. in a gay manner.



1275–1325; 1950–55 for def. 5; Middle English gai < Old French < Germanic; compare Old High German gāhi fast, sudden

—Related forms

gay·ness, noun

non·gay, adjective

qua·si-gay, adjective
Kimberly is half-brandon.
by nooner123 March 04, 2011

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