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Faggot is the right word for this guy. he is a low life and doesnt know how to keep his mouth shutt for ANYTHING do not ever go out with a brandon cause all he does is make you mad
yea man he is such a Brandon
by A Person o.O December 12, 2010
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A Brandon is a guy who plays wow in his room and doesn't brush his teeth so he can kill people with his breath. Brandon's are also extremely retarded and have spontaneous seizures and random spaz attacks. They also like to eat tacos and other Mexican food. Brandon's usually have noses with the name Pablo who also like to eat tacos and like the definition napster.
Fred: Did you see that kid? He had a seizure while eating a Taco!

Ted: I know and then he started talking to his nose and said we go play WOW later.

Fred" That kid is a Brandon

Random Guy: napster.
by Brandon-Pablo December 06, 2010
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136.
A really sweet red head with a soul. The perfect woman for this man would be a Macee. Short, Pretty, and Strong.
K: 'Macee you should date Brandon Hampton!'
M: 'I think I will, he's amazing!!'
by Macee Storer July 01, 2010
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137.
A slang word meaning to ejaculate in an unordly fashion. In such a way that could possibly drown the targeted woman and or woman population.
Wow, that guy just brandoned that girl...
by B-mizzy October 18, 2009
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138.
a little boy who has ginger hair and the biggest choud that you will ever see, if you can even see it. He also sucks at all Call of Duty games.
person 1: omg, we just pwnd that team in COD

person 2: what did you expect, we were playing against brandon
by BigT 232 December 07, 2010
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139.
Halfbaked Indian-Italian kid. He has the most peculiar way of walking, moving his feet as any man would, but holding his arms completely motioneless relative to his body. Some would wonder while watching this how he manages to stay upright and keep his balance, the only possible answer is he has extremely heavy feet. He is often seen intruding into other people's conversations and laughing fakely, asking what the joke was directly after. You may feel the need to noose yourself if you get into a drawn out conversation with him.

butt of all jokes.

the b-man.
S- "hey man whats that wobbly shit on the dance floor?"

K- "Thats only Brandon, don't worry no one has to clean it up"
by TEH GUHY September 23, 2010
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140.
An alright guy, but has a veeeery tiny dick and can be one too. has homosexual tendencies
Sarah: I was with this guy last night. He had a really tiny dick
Anna: Brandon?
Sarah: Yea
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