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1. Quite possibly one of the most prestigious man to walk on the face of the earth.

2. Has a smile that melts the hearts of women.

3. The Man of all Men...No one else is Man enough to equal up to Brandons Manliness.

4. Sought after by many, but actually had by very few...he is picky.

5. An absolute sensational creature with an all knowing power to galvanize with his soccer skills, but you would never know, Brandon's have a tendency to be quiet and unassuming.

6. Brandons don't need to brag...they don't need to.

7. A dazzling man with a steamy ability to sweep a girl off her feet.
Girl 1"Oh my gosh, hes soooo dreamy!"

Girl 2"OH, i know!! Hes a total brandon!"

Girl 1"Don't get any ideas, I saw him first!"

Girl 2"Pff, are you kidding? you'd never deserve a brandon!"
by Burritos11 June 22, 2016
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An very angry kid who speaks fluent swearing. Enjoys misplacing his anger on things that no ordinary person would get mad at. Likely attributed to his probable small penis.
Brandon: "Do you have this Shirt in a Large?"
Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have"
later on
Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole!"
Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?"
Brandon: "Fuck You"
by Schwarz77 November 25, 2011
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A slang word meaning to ejaculate in an unordly fashion. In such a way that could possibly drown the targeted woman and or woman population.
Wow, that guy just brandoned that girl...
by B-mizzy October 18, 2009
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Is a nice guy on the outside, but the people that are really close to him know what he is not just one person. He feels the need to change in order for people to like him. He can't accept the person that he truly is. He is in love with a bitch, and has sacrificed some good friendships for it.

Deep down, he is a good man, he just has a lot of things to figure out.
Which Brandon are you today?
by grahammmm May 26, 2012
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a duche bag. a stupid ass. one who cheats on his girlfriend with ugly ass girls. cunt. a liar. master minipulator. can talk his way out of anything. a guys who goes around from girl to girl.player/ sluttly man. emo . dick.

dont belive a thing brandon says
brandon: i want to be more than friends with you... we have known each other so long and together almost every day. I love you.

girl: i love you too. :)

girl leaves for a weekend....comes back.... brandon has a girlfriend now who is not that girl!!!

girl: what happened?? to us?? to me and you ? i leave for one weekend and you have a girlfriend???

brandon: i dont wanna fight. i dont even know how i hooked uop with this girl....i really do love you...i'm so so sorry.

brandon doesnt break up with her for about a week... and expects the girl to right back in his arms.... she's not.

so he goes around and plays other girl.

brandon and girl HATE each other!!!!
by baby h September 01, 2008
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Brandon is one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. He's very romantic and not frigid at all. He loves his girl loads and is the best boyfriend in the world
Man, I do love my Brandon
by Abbydefenitions April 16, 2015
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a really fun guy!!! hes the best guy ever and any girl is lucky to have him. hes adorable.
brandon, hes a really nice and funny dude
by king200 November 08, 2015
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