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Someone who is so convinced they are funny that they will repeat themselves 5-10 times when no one laughs at their jokes. Also excessively says 'What now'. Extremely gullible. Never shuts their damn mouth.
Brandon: At the end of the year, I'll smoke all of my homework so that I can be smarter!
Josh: BRANDON SHUT THE FUCK UP
Brandon: *confused* What now?

Richie, Josh, Ben and Kendra celebrated Brandon's death later that night by smoking all of Brandon's homework.
by KendraTheIdiot February 11, 2014
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Brandon is born rotted. He is always rotted, and always be rotted.
Me: Brandon, you look rotted.
Brandon: That's just my face.
Me: You must have been born rotted.
by mahniggabitch<3 January 17, 2014
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вʀαηɗση ωєʀє ɗσ ι ѕтαʀт? ℓєт'ѕ ѕєє вʀαηɗση ιѕ тнє мσѕт αмαzιηg вσуƒʀιєηɗ уσυ ċαη нανє. нє'ѕ ℓσνιηg αмɗ ċαʀιηg. нє ωιℓℓ ηєνєʀ ℓєανє уσυ. нє ιѕ αη αмαzιηg вєѕтƒʀιєηɗ. уσυ ωιℓℓ ηєνєʀ gєт вσʀєɗ σƒ нιм. нє ωιℓℓ кєєρ α ѕмιℓє ση уσυʀ ƒαċє 24/7.
I think I like him? Yup he's a Brandon!
by ____ʀαηɗσм____ January 12, 2014
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Brandon is the greatest guy you could ever have the pleasure of knowing. He's caring, extremely strong, intelligent, funny, and has so many hidden talents. If you're dating a Brandon, you're extremely lucky, for he is the greatest boyfriend a girl could ever ask for. He will make your day brighter and always leave a smile on your face. And his looks are just a bonus<3
I love Brandon so much
by barbiegirl09865 October 23, 2013
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Brandons can be idiots, but when you get to know them they can be real sweethearts. Well, that depends on what

Brandon you know. The one I know is sporty, and can be very annoying. But he is my friend :)
I have no examples for brandon
by apocolipse123 May 15, 2012
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The biggest jerk you will ever meet. Self-absorbed, selfish, player who does not care about anyone else's feelings but his own. Brandon also does not see himself to do any wrong. Its always your fault.
I hate Brandon
by honesthazeleyes July 18, 2011
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Nerd, no one loves him
No one likes Brandon
by AlienKiller June 02, 2014
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