The most wonderful friend who doesn't seem to notice how in love the girl closest to him is. A Brandon will flirt constantly without realizing it and is shy to touch any girl seriously. He has a way of getting in your head and driving you crazy. The kind of best friend you just want to kiss brainless, but know you never will.
Haley: Omg why can't Brandon see how much I love him? He's such a great friend.
Trina: Maybe because you won't tell him duh.
Haley: But if I do he won't want to be besties anymore!
Trina: OMG he's such a total Brandon
by Floridababe16 August 18, 2011

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Brandon is a very sexy,
Cute, amazing guy any girl would want.
He always has one girl on his mind and lives her with all his heart.
He will make anyone's day brighter,
And if someone is mean or hurts his friends,
He will stick up for what he believes in.
Brandon is a very sporty athletic boy

And the beatest boyfriend ever.
Brandon: hey
Her: hey sad
Brandon: what's wrong?
Her: Its nothing
Brandon: well whatever's wrong, ill be ere for you. I love you
Her: I love you too
by Hehe:3imbre October 26, 2012

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Mos amazing human being ever! I love him with all my heart, and he is the greatest boyfriend. He loves to play video games and think outside the box. He isn't afraid to show emotion in front of those he loves. He is sweet, smart, funny, charming, thoughtful, adorable, loving, hot, an absolute amazing lover ;) and truly perfect to me! I could say so many things about him!
Brandon is so much more than I'd ever imagined
by flopsy20 June 28, 2012

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a effing amazing guy , who always has a smile on his face ! brandon the name came from some place ive never heard of , other than that brandon people are usally HOT and amazing !
" ohh whos that hot guy , awkks thats my boyfriend , btw hes name is brandon :) "
by some spunk September 25, 2011

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Brandon is a person who is cold to everyone but can show his human side like Sasuke Uchiha when it's appropriate he is not afraid of death he is a strong and patient person.
Watch a episode of naruto with saskaue in it he acts like a Brandon
by Otakue November 11, 2013

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A little bitch who loves to shove giant dicks up his ass while watching gay elmo porn
Brandon: Big sucks in peoples asses
by walrusking6758 March 10, 2017

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Brandon is the best cousin in the world. He is a great guy who is loyal to his friends and family. He is funny, lovable, and a hard worker. Brandon is just plain awesome.
Me and Brandon were listening to that Bone, like we did 20 years ago.
by kamkonkon November 22, 2012

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