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83.
A really lovable person, who is the kindest person you will ever meet. He has a big heart, but he's also really hot. All the girl want to be with him.
Wow that guy's a Brandon.

No you're not cool enough to be a Brandon.
by onereasontostaypositive March 21, 2013
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57.
He's the life of the party, everyone loves him. But he can't be tied down with just anyone, he needs the true love of a girl to be with him, he only respects women and puts other before himself.
If you get Brandon'd your lucky
by B-rad4 August 22, 2011
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58.
The Sexiest Fucking Guy Alive!He's Angie boy And Rocks Her World ;)also know as random man...but dont tell anyone
Hey Angie!
yea?
your dating brandon.S right?
Fer Sure!!!
DAMN!!!!
i know =D
by angie siniester January 30, 2008
15 5
 
59.
The act of getting a random erection
Oh boy, i'm getting a brandon
by Cortez The Pirate April 09, 2011
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60.
1. One sexy son of a bitch.

2. A person of high caliber.

3. A Pimp

That B-Randon was all up on those bitches.
by teben January 29, 2006
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61.
The most wonderful friend who doesn't seem to notice how in love the girl closest to him is. A Brandon will flirt constantly without realizing it and is shy to touch any girl seriously. He has a way of getting in your head and driving you crazy. The kind of best friend you just want to kiss brainless, but know you never will.
Haley: Omg why can't Brandon see how much I love him? He's such a great friend.
Trina: Maybe because you won't tell him duh.
Haley: But if I do he won't want to be besties anymore!
Trina: OMG he's such a total Brandon
by Floridababe16 August 18, 2011
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62.
A country boy from the backwoods. Will answer when someone randomly screams "HEY, REDNECK!" Strangely sounds like Matthew McConaughey when he speaks. Likes to buy old run down Dodge trucks and take long rides on his fourwheeler in muddy pastures. Only wears underwear on special occasions. A great friend that makes girls feel special with his southern carms.
Person1: "Whoa! That sounds like Matthew McCoaughey!"
Person2: "Nah, that's just Brandon."

"That guy looks like he's free ballin', he is such a Brandon."
by southernsexy August 13, 2011
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63.
Brandon is a person who is cold to everyone but can show his human side like Sasuke Uchiha when it's appropriate he is not afraid of death he is a strong and patient person.
Watch a episode of naruto with saskaue in it he acts like a Brandon
by Otakue November 11, 2013
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