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A really lovable person, who is the kindest person you will ever meet. He has a big heart, but he's also really hot. All the girl want to be with him.
Wow that guy's a Brandon.

No you're not cool enough to be a Brandon.
by onereasontostaypositive March 21, 2013
An idiosyncratic female that thinks outside the box who knows what she want and not afraid to go after it. May be called a bitch amongst other things because of it. Someone who can rise from the veritable ashes of their lives like the legendary phoenix and recreate themselves on every level.
by scherezade February 03, 2010
a jock who hangs out with the fun, almost ghetto group. brown hair, tall, small dick. a brandon has one sister who is the biggest slut. a brandon thinks there funny and cool and doesn't really care for girls yet. a brandon doesn't think girls are hot, to him, they still have coodies. no one really likes a brandon, he's just there. he has about 2 friends and one of them is extremely good looking and the other one is full of them self. he doesn't know where he is in life and will hopefully become a better person when he's older.
boy: why is that kid so weird?

boy 2: he's just a brandon
by mike and jenny March 14, 2010
A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay!"
Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon

Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like

Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself
by Ason12 January 26, 2010
A self-centered, hypocritical, sadistic man who blames all appalling and cruel behavior on some imagined disease. Posessing a false sense of security about his sexual prowess. Extremely arrogant but lacking considerably in talent and intelligence.
That man over there making his grandmother change his tire, such a Brandon!
by truthbetoldsoothsayer19 February 08, 2010
a fake person, someone who backstabs their friends; because of this, no one actually likes a brandon, but he thinks everyone loves and worships him.
"Man, Sasha really pulled a brandon on Jane when she called her a slut behind her back then said she liked her outfit to her face!"
by mynamehereplease February 24, 2010
The definition of a scraight goon to the screets who just doesnt care.
Damn brandons a scraight up goon and he dont caea
by goony562 March 21, 2009
Man who fits perfectly with a Michelle.

Look at those too, they're just like a Brandon and a Michelle. They're so cute together!
by yellowrosess April 26, 2009