A brandon is a self centered lying dick. He usually acts like the sweetest guy, and like a "different type of usual guys" when really he is just a lying piece of shit. brandons have horrible acne, and really small dicks. they think they are the coolest people in the world, and fool everyone till they realize how wrong that is, and he ends up alone everytime. he is alone cause he brings it upon himself he lies, and is uses people. he is a cheater, and a piece of shit. he acts like the biggest badass in the world because he is on probation, he constantly reminds you how "bad his drug use used to be" when all in all he is a poser and the biggest pussy in the world. he is cheater, and a theif. he takes really depressed girls and ends up only caring about himself, hurting them and then leaves not giving a shit, a brandon is someone who will get hurt everyday of his life once people realize the truth,a brandon is someone who will soon get a taste of his own medicine.
"do you see that guy over there who looks like a giant piece of shit"

"oh hey look its brandon"
by ihatebrandon December 04, 2012
He's the life of the party, everyone loves him. But he can't be tied down with just anyone, he needs the true love of a girl to be with him, he only respects women and puts other before himself.
If you get Brandon'd your lucky
by B-rad4 August 22, 2011
The act of getting a random erection
Oh boy, i'm getting a brandon
by Cortez The Pirate April 09, 2011
The Man of all Men.. No one else is Man enough to equal up to Brandons Manliness.
That Brandon is such a Man ~ "Mmm.. *licks my lips* Oh Brandon, Your such a Man *giggle*" ~ "No.. Your the Man, No.. You are, No you are.. Dude your the Man... :P "
by Jinxy ~ April 01, 2011
A Brandon is a party animal who knows how to have a few too many beers. Brandon's like cars and likes to think he's tough. but he also has a soft side. If you find a Brandon hold onto him because he will bring you much happiness. A Brandon makes the perfect lover and the perfect friend. Brandons are also very good in the sheets and know thier stuff.
Craig- "see that guy over there?"
troy- "yes, thats a Brandon."
Craig- "looks like a top bloke"
by jenicaeatyourgreens November 22, 2011
Temperamental. He cares about his loved ones deeply and only wants the best for them. Confident, arrogant almost, too arrogant. Skilled in athletics and good in school. Misunderstood, but those close enough to him know who he really is. Easy to talk to, very caring and protective. Safe. He is honest and loyal no matter what. Doesn't easily admit to failure and can be greedy. His arrogance causes him to be mean to people and hes known to speak before thinking, but in the end you know his hearts content.
Brandon's such a babe.
by grizzlygrizzlybear September 01, 2012
a really sweet guy
past the stage of a boy, but not quite yet a man
who loves to make new friends.
loyal, caring, and shy.
he is really random at times, and can get away with anything(:
everyone loves him, always hanging out with girls, but not a man whore; a girl's best friend.
REALLY naive and oblivious to things most the time.
isnt he so cute?

yeah, he must be brandon
by a;sdlkf;asdlfj March 06, 2012
I love Brandon so much he makes me feel like im walking on cloud, hes the most amazing boyfriend i could ever ask for and i never wanna loose him <3 he means everything to me
brandon
by coolestpersonever91311 September 24, 2011

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