A brandon is a self centered lying dick. He usually acts like the sweetest guy, and like a "different type of usual guys" when really he is just a lying piece of shit. brandons have horrible acne, and really small dicks. they think they are the coolest people in the world, and fool everyone till they realize how wrong that is, and he ends up alone everytime. he is alone cause he brings it upon himself he lies, and is uses people. he is a cheater, and a piece of shit. he acts like the biggest badass in the world because he is on probation, he constantly reminds you how "bad his drug use used to be" when all in all he is a poser and the biggest pussy in the world. he is cheater, and a theif. he takes really depressed girls and ends up only caring about himself, hurting them and then leaves not giving a shit, a brandon is someone who will get hurt everyday of his life once people realize the truth,a brandon is someone who will soon get a taste of his own medicine.
"do you see that guy over there who looks like a giant piece of shit"

"oh hey look its brandon"
by ihatebrandon December 04, 2012
He's the life of the party, everyone loves him. But he can't be tied down with just anyone, he needs the true love of a girl to be with him, he only respects women and puts other before himself.
If you get Brandon'd your lucky
by B-rad4 August 22, 2011
that one guy your best friend dates and you like him but you know youll never get the chance to be with him, so you go for his best friend..
Rhanda- im dating brandon!(:
Me- oh fun...*sarcasticly*...im glad for you..
by tylerxxlindiancircle September 11, 2010
I love Brandon so much he makes me feel like im walking on cloud, hes the most amazing boyfriend i could ever ask for and i never wanna loose him <3 he means everything to me
brandon
by coolestpersonever91311 September 24, 2011
A man who has balls the size wrecking cranes.
Someone with out fear
Boy1:yo did you see what mike just did?
Boy2:yeah he's a real Brandon to do something like that.
by night_troller August 20, 2011
Temperamental. He cares about his loved ones deeply and only wants the best for them. Confident, arrogant almost, too arrogant. Skilled in athletics and good in school. Misunderstood, but those close enough to him know who he really is. Easy to talk to, very caring and protective. Safe. He is honest and loyal no matter what. Doesn't easily admit to failure and can be greedy. His arrogance causes him to be mean to people and hes known to speak before thinking, but in the end you know his hearts content.
Brandon's such a babe.
by grizzlygrizzlybear September 01, 2012
The Sexiest Fucking Guy Alive!He's Angie boy And Rocks Her World ;)also know as random man...but dont tell anyone
Hey Angie!
yea?
your dating brandon.S right?
Fer Sure!!!
DAMN!!!!
i know =D
by angie siniester January 30, 2008
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