A brandon is a self centered lying dick. He usually acts like the sweetest guy, and like a "different type of usual guys" when really he is just a lying piece of shit. brandons have horrible acne, and really small dicks. they think they are the coolest people in the world, and fool everyone till they realize how wrong that is, and he ends up alone everytime. he is alone cause he brings it upon himself he lies, and is uses people. he is a cheater, and a piece of shit. he acts like the biggest badass in the world because he is on probation, he constantly reminds you how "bad his drug use used to be" when all in all he is a poser and the biggest pussy in the world. he is cheater, and a theif. he takes really depressed girls and ends up only caring about himself, hurting them and then leaves not giving a shit, a brandon is someone who will get hurt everyday of his life once people realize the truth,a brandon is someone who will soon get a taste of his own medicine.
"do you see that guy over there who looks like a giant piece of shit"

"oh hey look its brandon"
by ihatebrandon December 04, 2012
This can be a girl, a girl who is funny and and can always makes you laugh. has a big smile that can make you smile.
very independent. very picky, and gets cranky. a daddys girl. deep down this is the girl you wish you had but shes already taken for the rest of her life.
Its brandon, the girl (:
by bddank February 03, 2010
To "accidentally" slide your hand underneath a girl's pants and underwear when trying to hug a guy.
He totally pulled a Brandon on Kim when he hugged Mike!

Hey, don't pull a Brandon.
by Walter B. Studebaker March 10, 2009
An idiosyncratic female that thinks outside the box who knows what she want and not afraid to go after it. May be called a bitch amongst other things because of it. Someone who can rise from the veritable ashes of their lives like the legendary phoenix and recreate themselves on every level.
{idiosyncratic,unique}{phoenix,}{Brandon}{ashes}{bitch}{legendary}{box}{female}
by scherezade February 03, 2010
a jock who hangs out with the fun, almost ghetto group. brown hair, tall, small dick. a brandon has one sister who is the biggest slut. a brandon thinks there funny and cool and doesn't really care for girls yet. a brandon doesn't think girls are hot, to him, they still have coodies. no one really likes a brandon, he's just there. he has about 2 friends and one of them is extremely good looking and the other one is full of them self. he doesn't know where he is in life and will hopefully become a better person when he's older.
boy: why is that kid so weird?

boy 2: he's just a brandon
by mike and jenny March 14, 2010
A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay!"
Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon

Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like

Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself
by Ason12 January 26, 2010
A self-centered, hypocritical, sadistic man who blames all appalling and cruel behavior on some imagined disease. Posessing a false sense of security about his sexual prowess. Extremely arrogant but lacking considerably in talent and intelligence.
That man over there making his grandmother change his tire, such a Brandon!
by truthbetoldsoothsayer19 February 08, 2010
a fake person, someone who backstabs their friends; because of this, no one actually likes a brandon, but he thinks everyone loves and worships him.
"Man, Sasha really pulled a brandon on Jane when she called her a slut behind her back then said she liked her outfit to her face!"
by mynamehereplease February 24, 2010

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