A brandon is a self centered lying dick. He usually acts like the sweetest guy, and like a "different type of usual guys" when really he is just a lying piece of shit. brandons have horrible acne, and really small dicks. they think they are the coolest people in the world, and fool everyone till they realize how wrong that is, and he ends up alone everytime. he is alone cause he brings it upon himself he lies, and is uses people. he is a cheater, and a piece of shit. he acts like the biggest badass in the world because he is on probation, he constantly reminds you how "bad his drug use used to be" when all in all he is a poser and the biggest pussy in the world. he is cheater, and a theif. he takes really depressed girls and ends up only caring about himself, hurting them and then leaves not giving a shit, a brandon is someone who will get hurt everyday of his life once people realize the truth,a brandon is someone who will soon get a taste of his own medicine.
"do you see that guy over there who looks like a giant piece of shit"

"oh hey look its brandon"
by ihatebrandon December 04, 2012
Often referred to as a Bad B M. It's the process of running to the toilet, taking a monstrous dump and missing the toilet bowl. The term originated in England in the 14th century when there was a nobleman named Sir Brandon who was noted for taking monstrous dumps in public places for all to see.
Man, I just ran to the can and dropped a Brandon. If the janitor discovers who did it, he’ll kill me.
by Jimbo Smegma December 23, 2006
the biggest asshole on earth
Brandon:Stop starting sh*t with me!

Stephanie:I'm not starting anything with you!You need to stop being an asshole to everyone because they're gonna think you're the biggest asshole on earth!
by babii b December 29, 2008
The act of one male giving another male head or oral sex
I heard about that one guy given that other guy some Brandon in the bathroom!
by wordfucker November 12, 2009
a word for guys who like to masturbate while on the phone, play xbox 360 all night, gets drunk and cries to his exes, and go bipolar at any given time during the day. A true Brandon does it all shamelessly. Brandons will murder you while you sleep if you are an ex OR do not kiss his ass and tell him how great he is religously
Girl 1- "ugh I just found out my prince charming is a total Brandon"

Girl 2- " sucks to be you"
by Jt425 July 18, 2009
is the most cutest guy but when comes to girls he is such a player ! you suck u asshole !
flirts with other girls to make people jelious! brandon is fucking mean.
by lauralacross May 03, 2008
a not so cute guy with an extremely sexy body, and a pretty big dick (a guy version of a "but her face"). Brandons often like to play girls, think they're cool, and be an all-around asshole.
Wow that guy's a Brandon, he's body is hot, I heard he has a big dick, and he played Lisa and Joanie at the same time, too bad he's ugly as shit.
by pbb2009 April 14, 2009
Often referred to as a bad B.M. It's the process of running to the toilet, taking a monstrous dump and missing the toilet bowl. The term originated in England in the 14th century when there was a nobleman named Sir Brandon Morris who was noted for taking monstrous dumps in public places for all to see.
Man, I just ran to the can and dropped a Brandon Morris. If the janitor discovers who did it, he’ll kill me.
by jameshmc November 09, 2006

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